Thursday, August 31, 2006

Your Power Level is: 72%

You're a very powerful person, and you know that all of your power comes from within.
Keep on doing what you're doing, and you'll reach your goals.

EQ Test

Your EQ is 107

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Mr Han's Nightmare after mine...(Revenge Is Sweet)

I have tons of people asking me to ut this pics on the blog..n give then the whole low down on wat happen that fatefull day...or shld i say FRIGHTFULL Nite. Jay, Des, Hui, Ceci and all the people out there...this is the initial blog of 3 photos. My sources out there, like my bro Kelwin, is trying very hard to get hold of the other 4 cameras who took the pictures.

Disco inferno lets go, lets tok abt the PRO(nicky)

My best friend, Nicky, was happily going to the city with Jay,Jensen,Jason and a whole bunch of whoever it is. They were going to club. Boulavard.(if i spell correct). Mr Nicky was so excited abt it..keep toking n toking abt it. Making fun abt this gal who first likes Jenson, then liked Darren, or was it the other way....no matter. Anyway, this gal likes everyguy she sees, as u can see, she has a wide range of guys...as is...any guy also can.

So as usual, Mr Han, keep poking fun at them...saying she likes them, keep calling them,pestering them,blah blah blah.

Then, they proceded tothe club, Jensen's Bday, Mr Han was thinking of setting up something special for him. Like getting this gal and him together for the nite. So the music n the drinks began...wah...Mr Han drink n drink like there is not tomorrow. Jay was as usual dancing his Zombie dance on the dance floor alone. But later in the nite, Jay go to dance with a few gals...But that is not important. Jensen and Jason were all hitting on other gals as well. All having fun.

Just as the nite was getting to b boring with just drinks,music n gals....a clown appeared. Mr Han was drunk.(he claimed that he drunk alot lah)

While the clown was performing, a huge group of guys n gals have gathered around the area to witness events that can made grown men puke.My brother, immediatly ran to call Jay from the dance floor, half dragging n pulling him from the dance floor. When the arrived at the scene, Jay, started opening up his eyes like a someone scored a goal in the world cup. He was behaving like a Zombie being turned back into human form as well....laughing n jumping ard, trying to get a camera. Kelwin ran to the table n tried to get a camera to take the picture that all of us will remember for a lifetime. But lucky for the clown, it had no batt.

Back at the scene, everyone was trying to get the clown to stop his show. But i guess after trying afew times. They all gave up n decided to watch the show.

Mr Han was caressing n kissing with all his life. He was kissing "THE" gal whom he was making fun of the whole nite. Tongues where flicking ard all over the place. Neck, face, all over the mouth. She even needed to clean the saliva with her hands when Jay asked if everything was ok. Just as we all thought that nothing more could happen, Mr Han did a Coup De Grace. He somehow managed to slip his hands into(it is into n not under ok...means from the top) her skirt, n pull the whole skirt down!!!! the whole crowd gasped...upon further inspection, we found that Mr Han also pulled her panties down too......ARGH!!!

The gals all saw him squeezing the 2 sides of the line (__)...... omg..enjoying himself to the max!! ( i can imagine u all imagining the smile on his face....that famous Mr Han smile)

"THE" gal pulled up her everthing n just continued dancing n kissing with him. Like as if nothing happened....WOW! Amidst all the action, all the cameras were snapping away...

After the whole incident, Jay tried to pull Mr Han away to the toilet, who then puked his guts out. But when they came out, guess who was waiting outside for him."THE" gal!!! They both hugged and continue kissing like there was some delicious food in Mr Han's mouth for her tongue to pick up.(He just puked!!!OMG) Jay could not help it anymore. He just watched n felt lost. Finally, Jay also gave up. The nite continued like that....Kissing, Licking,Finding food in a drunks mouth.....

After the whole thing, "THE" gal, while sitting on Mr Han's crouch area, insisted that Mr Han was too drunk to go hme. She insisted that he shld stay at her place for the nite. Jay stood firm like a Zombie who is human again and said NO. Mr Han was still having fun on the groud with "THE" gal, and could not say anything. It took everything from the whole group to pull them apart n throw Mr Han into a cab.

The rest...as they all say...is history

Now, let the pics do the talking.












































More coming up soon.....Sources, pls hurry n find more

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Bloody marketing assignment

Wah..bloody hell..have to find minimum 10 reference for this stewpit assignment. And y they must call it assignment, cannot call project ah. Bloody aussies, define structure as level...knn bloody chee bye. All so dumb...whole monash can go fcuk spider lah...monash college, bolldy waste of my time. where got so many definition for 1 word...they think i dictuionary ah..or alot of time spend finding the meaning on the web ah..bloody website provided also so difficult to use, end up have to use uni of toronto one...half way round the globe...loading time also so long. wah lan, nothing to say for them leh.

they want so many reference, i post journal ask them go friendster or my blog n find lah...no nees wat proffesor lah...wah lao. the people who look for this journal already going crazy. imagine those who write them. no wonder they all need PDH. all fcuking head damage. only idiot write this kinda dumb thing in 3 different ways.

duno wat to say lah...end blog.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

New kid on the block

Hey ppl, been a long time since i wrote in. Been bz with the stewpit school screwing up my timetable.... but now everything is settled..haiz...aussies!!! Where the bloody hell r they when they need to work!!!

Anyway, now we have a new kid on the block...she is called Fei Fei...bcos we all loved the song by Richie Ren, Zai Chu Fa. Then he was singing something abt Yong Gan De Xiao Fei Xia, so we decided to call her xiao fei xia..guess u guys will noe wat it means...but then too boyish..so change to Fei Fei. But to us, she will always b a yong gan de xiao fei xia !!!

Will b posting more pics of her next....haha....watch out